It’s always great to hear from the Dublin Union of Punks and Pirates, an organization representing the interests of the socially incompetent. The Pirate Party is the political wing of the movement and the manifesto of the Party is included in Crime, their new zine.
Among their pledges are the decriminalization of squatting, the criminalization of golfing, adding Gay Spar to the heritage register, abolishing Bono by 2050 and protecting Dublin’s endangered Emo subculture by declaring the old Central Bank steps a protected Emo habitat.
Crime is brought to us by Mal who is working on a zine about “Paul Weller’s faux bisexuality era” and Kamil who states, “pirates don’t need biographies.”
We are down with all of the above.



